I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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