Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i drank out of a bidet.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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