used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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