Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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