Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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