Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
it was like eating out sand paper
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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