Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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