singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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