Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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