dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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