It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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