yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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