Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
