Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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