You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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