It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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