if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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