is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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