We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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