i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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