Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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