i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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