dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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