please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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