So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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