Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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You can't just leave with hair like that
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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