I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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