I feel like abortions should bother me more
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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