Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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