I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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