I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm gonna have a badass scar
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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