im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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