Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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