Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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