It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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