my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit