are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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