I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I have post one night stand depression
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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