I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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