i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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