Soap is not a condiment
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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