He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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