I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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