So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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