8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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