i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The air was thick with penises
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
All the doctor said was why
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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