You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
you never un-have a 4some
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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