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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I am a bulletproof tiger!

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Like the friend zone has no room for winks

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Better not shit yourself at the gym.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife

  (806): View more from Texas

  yea, mine too.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character

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