Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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