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Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra