you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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