YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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