'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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