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(858): View more from California

i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see

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(404): View more from Georgia

Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people

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(540): View more from Virginia

casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?

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(206): View more from Washington

Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.

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(315): View more from New York

After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.

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(940): View more from Texas

I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.

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Only you could get away with that.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.

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(727): View more from Florida

I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself

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