Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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