after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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