Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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